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Economic Bloopers

 

Every day the government makes new mistakes or discovers new economic consequences of their past errors. Arbitrary Vote brings you the country's biggest economic bloopers.

t Blooper of the week  Blooper of the month



8/17/09 - TALF working well
Actual Fed press release quote:
"the markets for asset-backed securities (ABS) backed by consumer and business loans and for commercial mortgage-backed securities (CMBS) are still impaired and seem likely to remain so for some time."

Glad to see this fine program is working like a champion (they haven't even been able to put to work more than $30 billion out of the $1 trillion devoted to TALF).

Fed extends TALF lending program through June
- MarketWatch

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8/14/09 - Banks continue to perform well
BB&T buys Colonial bank; 4 other banks fail - CNN Money

And...

Toxic Loans Topping 5% May Push 150 Banks to Point of No Return - Bloomberg

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8/13/09 - "Well capitalized" banks have something to share
What!? The banks wouldn't misrepresent the loan values on their books. Everyone knows they're healthy! They have nothing to hide.

Next Bubble to Burst Is Banks’ Big Loan Values: Jonathan Weil - Bloomberg

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8/12/09 - U.S. to beat projections
$181 billion in the red in July alone widens the fiscal year 2009 deficit to $1.267 trillion. Well on pace to beat a White House projection of $1.841 trillion. To put these numbers in context, the deficit for all of 2008 was a record $455 billion. Small change.

U.S. Posts $180.68 Billion Deficit for July
- The Wall Street Journal

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8/11/09 - Another GSE saving the housing market
It seems that the government quickly claims to have learned lessons and then quickly duplicates the mistakes that led to the lessons. This twisted behavior and deception must be part of an extremely sophisticated game of chess these masterminds are playing.

The Next Fannie Mae - The Wall Street Journal

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8/10/09 - Sustainable route to bank health
More overdraft fees means more unfunded bank accounts, which means more customers without cash to pay overdraft fees, which eventually means less customers, less revenue, and less profit.

Bank overdraft fees to total $38.5 billion - CNN Money

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8/7/09 - California a riskier bet than Russia
Emerging market governments are becoming less risky than U.S. municipalities...Oh what a rosy future lies ahead.

Russia Beats California as Default Swaps Favor BRICs - Bloomberg

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8/6/09 - The Postal Service brings in the experts
USPS + Team of Experts = Billions lost each quarter

How about saving the ad dollars, liquidate, and privatize instead?



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8/5/09 - Mortal mortgage recovery
More green shoots for housing prices and the banks!

About half of U.S. mortgages seen underwater by 2011 - Reuters

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8/4/09 - Fed plan brings in the experts
When was the last time government "experts" did anything good? Aren't those at the Fed considered experts in their field? They've done a fine job getting us into this mess and not getting us out...But they're certainly experts at finding experts. They also have a supremely wise plan to use a defunct and corrupt bank stress test system as a basis for tighter bank regulation.

Fed to Strengthen Bank Examinations With Expert Teams - Bloomberg

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8/3/09 - FDIC teaches banking morals
Way to step in a year later and tell the banks to man-up and recognize losses. Surely they'll listen.

FDIC tells banks to recognize mortgage losses promptly - MarketWatch

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7/31/09 - Sugar-coated Q2 GDP
This is the one millionth sign that the recession is over!! Except it's another quarter of negative GDP growth, which means it's not over...And an unsustainable burst in government spending still couldn't even put GDP in the positive...Even a positive GDP jump of 2.5% isn't enough to fuel job growth; it only keeps the jobless rate constant...By the way, nice stealth revision on Q1 - from a 5.5 to a 6.4% contraction. Surely there won't be any revision to the latest fluff-up numbers.

Recession eased in second quarter, data show - MSNBC/Associated Press

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7/30/09 - The economic rescue is working
The stimulus package seems to be quite stimulating.

Stimulus Bill Funds Go to Art Houses Showing 'Pervert' Revues, Underground Pornography
- Fox News

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7/29/09 - Geithner is getting screwed by Geithner

 

Home Crisis Investigation - The Daily Show

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7/28/09 - Mailout a bailout
52% of all USPS mail is junk mail

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Email and other web processes are removing the need for correspondence through snail mail

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The postal service continues to lose billions each quarter

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Formula for a government bailout of yet another government failure.

GAO Report: Postal Service in Peril - CBS News

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7/27/09 - Bernanke was worried about his legacy
Actual quote from Bernanke:
"I was not going to be the Federal Reserve chairman who presided over the second Great Depression."

He better hope Larry Summers replaces him soon - 'cause the can wasn't kicked down the road all that far.

Bernanke Feared a Second Great Depression - The Wall Street Journal

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7/24/09 - Somebody better hide the regional banks
It was just the top 19 largest banks that were critical enough to be involved in the stress tests. No need to include the regionals. It's small change when there's up to $3 trillion of regional bank exposure to commercial real estate.

Regional banks on the brink - MSN Money Central

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7/23/09 - Double or nothin for Calpers
Calpers Managers:
"Hey, after gambling and losing $60 billion last year, let's gamble some more! After all, we are right next casino great britain door to Vegas. Plus, the state of California has our back."

California Pension Fund Hopes Riskier Bets Will Restore Its Health - New York Times

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7/22/09 - Timely warning from Bernanke
Wow - Bernanke is really on the ball. Commercial real-estate has been a known approaching risk for about eight months now. Way to promptly prepare everyone.

Bernanke Says Commercial Property May Pose Risk for Economy - Bloomberg

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7/21/09 - Volatile CMB ratings
S&P public declaration: "We've downgraded commercial real-estate trash to protect consumers and businesses."

Government to S&P: "Reverse your downgrades."

S&P to government: "Ok."

S&P Restores Top-Ratings to Commercial-Mortgage Bonds - Bloomberg

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7/20/09 - White House conveniently postpones budget update
Nothing shady going on here. It's just coincidence that they're putting it off 'til the August recess. No political ploy here. The target date for having the healthcare bill passed has nothing to do with it. Surely the budget is strong and the administration's ratings will be sky-high after the update.

White House putting off release of budget update - USA Today

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7/17/09 - Supply and demand getting the best of the media
Hmmm...The media seems to not know what to do with this one...Maybe not taking a position is better than taking the wrong one. Let's make it easy for them - It's bad. There's a ton of inventory on the market from foreclosures. Foreclosures are still rising. This increases supply. Adding new houses ("starts") to the market adds supply while demand is stagnant or declining. Aside from several other harmful influences, this causes prices to fall and adds to the depth of the real estate problems we face.

U.S. housing starts up 2nd straight month in June
- MarketWatch

Also, a noteworthy overlooked blooper from yesterday...

Joe Biden: ‘We Have to Go Spend Money to Keep From Going Bankrupt’ - CNS News

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7/16/09 - CBO brushed-off when logical about health reform
Yet another initiative that doesn't pass muster with the CBO...And yet another brush-off by Congress. Baucus is the ringleader.

From a June Washington Post article:

In the past, "Baucus, the chairman of the Senate Finance Committee and a key figure in the health debate, has publicly lectured Elmendorf, saying he has a moral duty to be "creative" and deliver the favorable budget estimates "we have to have" to win broad support."

CBO: Health bills to increase federal costs - MSNBC/CQ Politics

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