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Economic Bloopers

 

Every day the government makes new mistakes or discovers new economic consequences of their past errors. Arbitrary Vote brings you the country's biggest economic bloopers.

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7/15/09 - Stocks rally on Fed outlook; Fed not to be compromised
Did the Fed predict the economic crisis even within months of it taking place? No, fundamentals were "strong". Did the Fed predict the depth potential of the housing crisis? No, estimates by Bernanke were somewhere around a couple hundred billion in losses. Did the Fed predict the current level of unemployment? No, their earlier prediction was 9.6% by year end - we are now at 9.5%, and now they are making their first adjustment to 10.1%. Is the Fed likely to be right about the prospects of the economy "sinking at a slower pace than it previously thought"? Of course! Let's all buy stocks and drive the market up 250+ points today!

Stocks end with big gains following Fed news
- MSNBC/Associated Press

Speaking of the Fed, because of its stellar track record of predictions, managing monetary policy, and fixing systemic economic problems, 175 economists are speaking out against Fed auditing - such as that required under Ron Paul's proposed Fed audit bill.

Economists Warn Fed Independence at Risk - The Wall Street Journal

Take a look at Zero Hedge's list of opposing economists and commentary on the subject:

These Are The People Who Do Not Want The Fed's Veil Lifted - Zero Hedge

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7/14/09 - False-flag media day
Retail sales are up!! Recovery on the way!

Retail sales rise more than expected - MSNBC/Associated Press

Except when you exclude government incented autos and gas, consumer purchases actually dropped...

U.S. Economy: Gasoline Lifts Sales, Producer Prices - Bloomberg

But hey, the banks are healthy!!

Goldman posts bigger-than-expected profit - MSNBC/Reuters

Or maybe not...

Goldman's results not sustainable: S&P - MarketWatch

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7/13/09 - Bailout round 2 on the way
To bailout - or not to bailout CIT - a direct competitor to GE Capital and the biggest potential failure since WaMu. Not to worry, Geithner is clearly on the case...And his track record of nationalizing businesses and failing to turn them around is impeccable.

CIT Group Says Its Failure Risks Demise of Customers
  - Bloomberg

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7/10/09 - Turnaround specialists have GM back on the road
Amazing what the government can do in 40 days. The new Obama business venture will be wildly successful. Six months from now when the economy is perfectly healthy and GM is selling green cars like hotcakes I will have my wallet wide open to collect all of the taxpayer dollars I voluntarily lent to them. Can't wait!

A leaner GM zooms out of bankruptcy - MSNBC/Associated Press

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7/9/09 - Obama to defy the laws of economics - and the law
Apparently Obama is an economic miracle worker. No need to obey fundamental economic laws or learn from historical economic mistakes. Wage controls and centralized compensation design will mystically work this time because of his magic wand.

White House Rethinks How Best to Pay the Pros - The Wall Street Journal

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7/8/09 - The Chinese Yuan is on the move
Yet another clear sign China is bailing on ol' trusty, the U.S. dollar.

Yuan Deposes Dollar on China Border in Sign of Future - Bloomberg

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7/7/09 - Treasury secretary Geithner not feeling well



Debt Burden Quickens Power Shift as G-8 Loses Clout - Bloomberg

Photo sourced from another relevant article from yesterday:
US lurching towards 'debt explosion' with long-term interest rates on course to double - Telegraph

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7/6/09 - Oracles suggest more stimulus to stimulate
Months have passed since we exceeded the 2009 average unemployment estimate of 8.1% included in Obama's budget assumptions. Suddenly the oracles of economic forecasting are investigating another stimulus since the original stimulus they thought would work isn't working. Their forecasting precision and ability to spend a whopping 10% of a five-month old stimulus package should lead all to believe that the next go-round will be different.

Calls Grow to Increase Stimulus Spending - The Wall Street Journal

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7/3/09 - Barney Frank and the SEC's investment strategy
Those evil short-sellers need to be controlled. How dare they short stock of banks that are insolvent. How dare they believe a business is overvalued. From now on, investors may only be long on stocks and they are never allowed to sell. This will ensure the markets will always go up.

S.E.C. May Reinstate Rules for Short-Selling Stocks  - The New York Times

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7/2/09 - Lender of no resort
When are we going to start the U.S. stressed debt program? Is U.S. debt not stressed? Should the banks get loans or funding when the lender (i.e. the U.S.) needs a loan itself? Aside from this underlying concept, surely this program will work after all its failures.

Treasury Said to Start Distressed Debt Program With $20 Billion - Bloomberg

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7/1/09 - Government gets credit for no credit
Surely the government intended credit card companies to hike up rates before the new regulation kicks. Never have they preached about consumer protection and credit expansion.

Citi has raised some credit-card rates - MarketWatch

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6/30/09 - More warm-and-fuzzy data on home prices
Home prices falling but not setting records means "home prices declines are moderating - another sign the beleaguered housing market is stabilizing". Once again, the article's author is anticipating that you will blissfully online casino games ignore all government price-propping, approaching alt-a/option arm threats, and the fact that economic stats often undergo temporary fluctuations.

Home prices fall, but the trend is easing - MSNBC/Associated Press

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6/29/09 - Bank prop-up plan not working
The market began its big rally when this program was launched in March...Seems that the plan isn't panning out as expected...On to Dow spielautomaten online 10,000!

Wary Banks Hobble Toxic-Asset Plan - The Wall Street Journal

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6/26/09 - Climate bill passes first round
Not only were 300 unread pages of the bill submitted in the last moments before voting, but one of the bill's two creators (i.e. Waxman) does not know what is in the bill (see video)...



And he says he would like to leave it to the IPCC "scientists", who have all the right motives and answers. The environment will be squeaky clean and we'll have plenty of oil after our economy no longer exists.

Cleaner, costlier climate bill slips past House
- MSNBC

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6/25/09 - A $24 billion IOU
Next time you have a bill you can't pay or if you default on a loan, just toss them an IOU and everything will be fine.

California set to issue IOUs as fiscal crisis weighs
- Reuters

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6/24/09 - Climate change bill aims to reduce economy
They should name this bill "How to completely avoid economic recovery and ensure future economic destruction while not really helping the climate".

Deal Sends 'Climate Change' Bill to House Floor - Fox News

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6/23/09 - First $787 billion should save enough jobs
Obama:
"Even though the first $787 billion stimulus I passed hasn't kicked in yet, when it does, 3.5 million jobs will be saved OR created. "Saved" jobs are more statistically clear than "created" jobs and that's why we threw that into the language. Anyway, once this stimulus package works, we won't need another one cause enough jobs will have been saved by then. If it weren't to save enough jobs, we'll create another stimulus package that will."

Obama Says Second Fiscal Stimulus Bill Not Yet Needed - Bloomberg

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6/22/09 - World Bank economists have it right this time

The World Bank displays its prediction prowess once again. Here is the series of spot-on forecasts for 2009 world GDP.

November 2008: 0.9% growth
March 2009: 1.7% contraction
Today: 2.9% contraction

Well done...Looking forward to the next revision.

World Bank warns of deeper global contraction - MarketWatch

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6/19/09 - California likely to be downgraded
Of course California will be downgraded...But the U.S. won't be downgraded because it is in much better financial condition. For example California has a $24 billion deficit, which is 1.5% of their $1.8 trillion GDP. The U.S. has a $1.8 trillion deficit making up 13% of a $14 trillion GDP and adding to $11.4 trillion of its national debt. Obviously the U.S. should not be downgraded.

Moody's may downgrade California 'A2' rating - MarketWatch

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6/18/09 - Sugarcoated continuing claims stats
Interesting that this half-positive news story about continuing claims fails to point out that most of the drop was not because people found jobs, but because they have expired their 26-week limit of unemployment benefits...But this is a sign of stabilization.

Jobless claims data show signs of stabilization - MSNBC/Associated Press

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6/17/09 - Seamless regulation is on the way!
New regulatory organizations, new powers for the Fed (that created the dramatic boom/bust), new loopholes for financial institutions to exploit, and Chris Dodd and Barney Frank (who both made great contributions to cause the crisis) are heading it up...A fresh start down the same dead end road!

Obama unveils broad financial oversight plan
- MSNBC/Associated Press

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6/16/09 - Housing starts jump
With lots of housing inventory already hurting home prices, newly constructed homes are the perfect solution.

U.S. May housing starts jump 17.2% to 532,000 rate - MarketWatch

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6/15/09 - Russia confident in dollar
Wait...Didn't Japan say something along these lines on Friday? And earlier last week (6/10 Blooper), didn't Russia say they were moving away from U.S. Treasuries? Couldn't be a coordinated confidence-building effort organized by the United States, could it?

Treasuries Rise After Russia Says It Has Confidence in Dollar - Bloomberg

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